Former Speaker of the House John Boehner wasn’t far from the mark when he called presidential candidate Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.”
Our Texas source confirms that the Cruz family, in its darkest hour, has abandoned Christianity and embraced the Lord of Darkness to salvage Ted Cruz’s bid for the White House. Pastor Rafik Cruz–Ted’s uncle–was heard saying, talking to himself, “For ten long months we asked for Jesus’s help, but He has forsaken us. Now we put our fates in the hands of another.”
Our source discovered alarming details about Pastor Rafik Cruz’s life before Christianity. In his younger years, as the heir of the Arabic branch of the Cruz family, Rafik had been inducted into Satanism. His position and stature as an elder of that religion were so strong he was able to amend and codify that religion’s unholy texts. For years, Rafik Cruz trained disciples in the ways of Satanism. However, when Ted Cruz’s political ambitions panned out, Ted blackmailed Uncle Rafik, forcing him into a false conversion; obviously, having a Satanist uncle would have jeopardized Ted’s future. Thus, the Satanic background disappeared and the family was united again, under the cover of Evangelism.
“Last week things changed,” our source said. “He [Rafik] summoned Ted and Heidi to a secret meeting.”
With Ted desperate for delegates and Trump’s popularity continuing to soar, the Cruzes gathered at the New Endings Church, in Irving, Texas.
“He took them below the basement,” our source said.
There, Rafik preached for hours; starting in a whisper, the pastor’s voice, by midnight, had grown so loud that our source heard–through double doors–the following phrase: “Only Beelzebub can save us now!” Thus, he convinced his nephew that the Lord had abandoned them and that only Satan could save his political career.
There had long been rumors that the church’s catacombs, where no one, not even the church’s elders had been allowed, contained unimaginably evil books of sorcery, such as the Satanic Bible and the Necronomicon. Even worse, reliquaries were mentioned, the most powerful of which includes one of the thirty pieces of silver that Judas had received, and the original video used by Satan to put in effect Saint Anthony’s temptations.
No witness was there, all we know is that after the exorcism, Ted emerged from the basement, pale and walking oddly, as if dragging heavy chains.